1.
Netflix: Should I play this movie?
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 28, 2019
Me: No no I'm just looking at it for a second
Netflix: I'll put it on
Me: I'm just literally reading what it is
Netflix: It's playing 🙂
2.
netflix: are you still there
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) February 14, 2017
me: am i pic.twitter.com/TGiHs7LSTh
3.
Netflix: this movie is about a 21 year old girl working her dream job with the WaPo
— mom streeter (@ccstreeter) July 6, 2018
me: something a little more REALISTIC PLS
Netflix: this movie is about a 15 year old girl who finds out she's the princess of a fictitious country & Julie Andrews is her grandmother
me: PERFECT
4.
Netflix you are correct pic.twitter.com/SAouE6zpYw
— Grace Turner (@W1nn13fr3d) October 28, 2019
5.
this is deadass me when im starving but I'm waiting for netflix to load so i can eat while watching my show pic.twitter.com/2KPkT0fyDo
— Stan ! (@faresdalloul) February 16, 2017
6.
me looking at myself on the black screen in between netflix episodes https://t.co/iYMvv2pJp9
— maha (@umitsmaha) October 11, 2018
7.
this guy was just sitting on the floor of the gym on his phone and he looks up at me and goes “my girl has my location shared and i promised her i was gonna go to the gym more so now i just sit here and watch netflix” LMAOOOOO
— Kom (@komalammm) January 22, 2018
8.
How I significantly improved my Netflix pic.twitter.com/8EMjBI3PM1
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) May 6, 2015
9.
every documentary on netflix is called “Overgrown: How all food actually Kills You” and the cover is a corn cob with a grenade pin in it
— jack wagner (@jackdwagner) October 22, 2019
10.
me: i wanna have a chill and peaceful day today
— yellow wilbury ? (@telestraster) January 24, 2019
netflix: the ted bundy tapes is now available
me: pic.twitter.com/N1wHEF98Ml
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12.
Them: *unfollows me, blocks me, deletes our pictures, deletes my number, deletes our text thread*
— Khadi Don (@KhadiDon) March 17, 2018
Me: Idgaf!
Them: *changes Netflix password*
Me: pic.twitter.com/pjYsnE4wYD
13.
When Netflix asks you if you're still watching & it's kind of like "wow I thought this was a safe space"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 7, 2014
14.
Netflix: Are you still there?
— ♕Jon (@iamjonattan) September 26, 2018
me: pic.twitter.com/PKDqw8dEqu
15.
*friend cancels plans*
— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) April 8, 2018
*me continuing to watch Netflix because I never actually started getting ready in the first place* pic.twitter.com/NHFkqbR64q
16.
The “Netflix and chill” phrase was created when Netflix was trash. Now tho? You betta get the hell off me! This Netflix exclusive starting to heat up!
— GoHomeRoger (@Go__HomeRoger) January 27, 2019
17.
him: I think we should see other people
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) August 5, 2018
me: is that on hulu or netflix
18.
Netflix and c….
— queen of the clouds (@cherryemoticon) October 23, 2019
….uddle on the sofa cause it’s been a hard day and your arms feel like home
19.
*me at 3am*
— Ab (@abdulllllaaaaaa) November 19, 2018
my brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Me: *opens Netflix
